Outrage is the new black.

China doesn’t fuck around.

Take note America.

You guys really are trying to alienate all men...

Most of us don’t hate Hillary because of her voice or her sexual organs or her crappy pant suits. Most of us hate Hillary because she represents the status quo of propping up corporations at the expense of the American people/economy.

Hopefully by 2020 we will all have…

Ha, you’ll see in time.

She’s probably lying to you, but you wont find out until after the divorce.

who. cares.

Nope!

They wont ever phase gas cars out, My subaru has at least 15 years left, hopefully the robots haven’t taken over by then...

This is true, jet lag is for the weak of mind.

Its amazing that you were paid real currency to produce this waste of digital space

Love how you think trashing white men as whole will somehow do positive things in the fight against racism.

Keep it up sweetheart.

He’s just really, really tall.

I guess that means I’m paranoid as fuck too...

At least I’m in good company.

Michael, you should be happy that Peter Thiel is still on the board of Facebook, That just ensured you will have a chance to be paid to write at least a few more faux outrage posts in the weeks and months to come.

Peter Thiel, the best thing to happen to the less popular gawkers writers since Kristin Cavallari decided…

It’s gonna take Leblanc a white to hit his stride, but god damn I think he did a good job.

They need to get rid of that ginger cunt though, he did a piss poor Clarkson impersonation.

Gotta settle those gambling debts somehow...

It would have only been funny if the same guy kept replying. You ruined it.

Wow, tracer has been doing her squats.

Next step? Sue every fan that attended the event.

Why? I thought you guys liked white chicks?

She just shrunk him down to a size she could handle.