Wow, someone needs to go outside more...

So, what you’re telling me is you grew up with rich parents and now that they died/cut you off and you’re poor like the rest of us, you realized the error of your ways?

Got it.

Naw, the other fat one... The one that does the bad ‘Chris Farley in drag’ impersonation

If you get rid of the fat one, it could have been a pretty good movie.

No cripples.

It has windows?!

Motion Sickness... TO THE EXTREME!

fundraising tech has reached dangerous new levels.

Diversity is so hip right now guys...

I can’t wait until this fad is over.

you’re not the only super materialistic one.

Employees that don’t do good work should be fired.

damn, now I want a sandwich.

nerds.

Never used uber, taxis still work pretty good.

I honestly don’t care. You can’t blame a whole family for one persons choices.

Don’t have children.

Problem solved.

This is why I carry a hatchet in my car.

You’re a dumbass.

Um, you can decide who you want staying in your house. It’s your house.

Ok, that pizza guy collab was a hilarious idea.

they are secretly actually just mini drones that will bounce across the atmosphere, eventually landing in North Korea.