Next step? Sue every fan that attended the event.

So, what you’re telling me is you grew up with rich parents and now that they died/cut you off and you’re poor like the rest of us, you realized the error of your ways?

Got it.

Naw, the other fat one... The one that does the bad ‘Chris Farley in drag’ impersonation

If you get rid of the fat one, it could have been a pretty good movie.

No cripples.

It has windows?!

Motion Sickness... TO THE EXTREME!

Diversity is so hip right now guys...

I can’t wait until this fad is over.

you’re not the only super materialistic one.

Employees that don’t do good work should be fired.

damn, now I want a sandwich.

I honestly don’t care. You can’t blame a whole family for one persons choices.

Don’t have children.

Problem solved.

This is why I carry a hatchet in my car.

You’re a dumbass.

Um, you can decide who you want staying in your house. It’s your house.

If your girlfriend is only sleeping with you once every 2 weeks and she has constant UTIs, sorry to break it to you champ, but she’s fucking someone else. (or everyone else)

Sorry, I can’t hear you down there.

Honestly, who really cares what GWB is up to at this point. He isn’t involved in politics anymore, just let the guy be an old racist bigot in peace.

Plus, if you want to be mad at GWB for something, be mad at him for allowing Iraq/Afghanistan to happen under his watch.

Fucking Pete Campbell...

You women think he is a beautiful man?!

THERE IS HOPE FOR ME YET!

#teamugly