What a trendy relationship this is...

The feminists still lose, but that just means the rest of us win 2x more.

Girls can’t drive cars, don’t be crazy.

Hey man, its perfectly ok to give up and just settle for the first chick who will agree to sleep with you!

If it wasn’t for guys like you, there wouldn’t be so many eligible, horny divorcees for me to devour!

You should have played the field

Why would anyone ever need to rock crawl?

Your penis is small, we get it, maybe try working on your personality...

Lol, figures EA is the one to spoil the party...

Why do these schools even try to pretend these players are getting quality educations anymore?

So wait, people actually pay to go watch a bunch of fat guys play video games?

Holy shit.

That guy definitely looks like he’s spent his fair share of time playing video games.

In his parent’s basement.

More people watch the men play, that means more revenue from apparel sales etc. Makes sense that the men make more.

Life isn’t fair, deal with it.

Draper is the kind of pussy that would hope that happened so he could sue the guy in civil court.

I’m pretty sure he said something along the lines of “I’ve got all the ID I need, right HERE” before removing said pants.

Or, if she doesn’t finish, go find a woman that isn’t broken and start again.

Here’s a tip, stay the fuck on your side of the fence.

So she was in violation of the terms of her contract and they let her go?

Sounds pretty standard to me, stop making mountains out of mole hills.

So it’s totally cool that she’s holding at least 2 weapons, but don’t you fucking dare show that this fictitious, possibly non-human character has a butt.

You fucking Americans and your ridiculousness.

Nope.

Unless you look like the guy who plays Thor in those silly movies, you’re never, ever going to get laid as the result of a morning date.

I was wondering how you guys were gonna start fundraising to pay Hulk Hogan, looks like phase one has been implemented...

And my Phase one to those of you not paying attention, I mean collecting our email addresses to sell to 3rd parties...

It makes sense, he isn’t a politician, so he isn’t conducting himself the way that politicians normally do.

All politicians flip flop over time, its an occupational hazard, Trump can both flip then flop on the same issue in the span of a week depending on how people react.