It’s cute that you think that Hillary winning this election will mean your daughter won’t need to worry literally every single time she leaves the house if today will be the day that she gets raped...

Just like Obama winning ended racial tension in America, right champ?

Man, to have that sweet of a swing at that age...

His wife and kids are better off with him dead. Fact.

Now those kids won’t have to grow up in his gross, morbidly obese, drug addled, racist shadow. Yeah they will grow up without a dad, but he wasn’t much of a dad.

When you’re a company the size of EA, you can never, under any circumstances openly accept fault for something you did.

Why is this posted on Jezebel? It should be on a much more important, foreword facing iteration of this media network...

Or is Gawker too worried about being sued these days?

+1 to how you described your abstinence

Really? This guy is a deadbeat dad? I would have had no idea...

Pro Tip: Wear Condoms

I usually never believe this sort of thing, but it seems from her post that the woman didn’t even know they were famous or she totally would have hashtagged that as well.

Social Justice warriors, the new scum of the earth.

Listen, I hate children as much as the next red blooded american man, but this guy is rich, and rich people should be able to do whatever the hell they want!

Don’t lie, you are totally anti-kid in the locker room...

#LaRocheGate2016

Well, your first problem is that you’re not using a Mac...

Morale of the story for you ‘Muricans...

In Canada, our cops don’t shoot hundreds of unarmed black people every week, so understandably, they have a lot of free time on their hands...

I have done this literally since I started to drive, I’ve never had a single transmission issue with any of my vehicles.

That said, I had no idea it was so bad! I guess I should count myself lucky.

I like your outlook, but its the fight business not a team sport, so the cream will always rise to the top and demand the most attention/control.

I’m gonna guess it was a really, really, really, really old photo.

Neither are you and your weaknesses.

Just die already and stop wasting my oxygen.

He’s from BAAAHSTON

Same logic applies though.

No headphones? I listen to it often and it’s quite NSFW most of the time.

Yes, these simulators can track everything the player does, right down to balance, angle of approach and club head velocity.

They really are fantastic for working on your game, it’s not just a video game.