I agree 100% that this was a horrible assignment. But I wish Jezebel had included these facts so commenters don’t have to needlessly speculate:

I don’t know if this will help at all but I imagine what you do as an immigration lawyer means so much to your clients, now more than ever. It’s okay not to feel okay, even with ridiculously cute kids. I hope you do feel okay soon, and then more than okay.

He’s right. When you’re dead because you couldn’t afford health care, you have no financial problems. You don’t even have to pay taxes anymore, which is pretty much the dream of every Republican and also fiscally conservative Democrats. It’s like you people don’t even want to see the upside of their legislation.

Hi best friend, nodding along with every point you made in your post. I have a feeling that once THUG comes out as a movie, Jezebel will finally get on board with the love she deserves. Luckily, she’s already tons of love from book buyers and reviewers (so many starred reviews!). It’s amazing how she keeps her…

Any chance Jezebel wants to interview Angie Thomas about THE HATE U GIVE? A debut book by a female, African-American author that hit number one on the NY Times bestseller list, and has a movie deal. Also, there’s this WSJ article highlighting ‘Rock Star’ librarians of the children’s lit world, and the author only…

Gail Collins. I’ll admit Maureen Dowd has had much better years. But there’s only two after all. And Gail is brilliant.

My latest favorite is when the only two NY Times columnists he deemed competent enough to keep their jobs are...shocker...men. He did say Gail Collins was ‘good’ but you know, not good enough.

It’s no surprise that on International Women’s Day I see Hamilton’s column dismissing Gail Collins as merely “good” while of course the only two columnists worthy of jobs are men. She’s fucking brilliant you swarmy asshat.

Ivanka married a Jew, okay? Therefore Jews are the chosen ones to protect (sorta). If she’d married a Muslim that’d be a different matter. She can’t marry everyone!

It’s obvious what they’re going to do. They’re going to teach Jews not to be so Jew-y so they don’t invite these kind of actions against themselves. They will recommend buying Ivanka’s brand of clothing. Also, for a specific training method, they will hold the hand of a Jew and slap that hand against the Jew’s face…

I love it. It’s the same shoot for the stars ambition that makes Kanye come up with something like this that also makes him think he can meet with Trump and actually make a difference in changing that man’s mind about anything. Well, at least he can succeed musically.

Okay BUT Britney Spears did shade Perry on Twitter:

But talks will lead to nothing if the representatives of both countries still allow the extremist settlement movement in Israel and extremist jihadist groups among Palestinians to set the boundaries of what they will and will not accept.

I hate the Israel-Palestine conflict. I hate the restrictions, daily indignities and worse that Palestinians suffer with every day. I hate the frustrations of moderate to left-wing Israelis who can’t make their voices heard politically (sound familiar?), but who still have to worry about threats of violence. I hate…

“White supremacy is the water, and we are the fish.” That’s an incredible line and so true.

That would take actual thought and patience and thinking outside of his bubble. So, no he won’t.

Megan, do you get to pick which stories you write about in the celebrity news posts? Just curious how the ‘I’m sorry, who cares!’ links end up in your posts at all. Are you required to say something about them? If not, why not just leave them out?

This is why it’s so hard for women to get anywhere near equal treatment or respect. My parents are as liberal as could be, both proudly marching in D.C. this past weekend. They constantly post on FB and liberal causes and argue with their conservative friends. And yet, when they told me they were going to see…

Words most associated with that the media wrote about Hillary: Emails and Speeches. Words associated with Bernie: Millenials and Anti-establishment. Words associated with Trump: Immigration, Wall, and Anti-establishment. You bought the narrative they were selling, just like Trump’s supporters. Congrats. Looks like…

Yes, he’s an opportunistic ass. But seriously, this is the shit you’re focusing on? But..but..her EMAILS! And her SPEECHES! Jezebel is writing about Trump’s executive orders and this is what you’re writing about. And people wonder why the left can’t get a coherent message out.