Baseball: Where it’s totally not cool to do your job to try and beat someone else in the game you’re playing, but it’s absolutely fine to throw a projectile at someone’s face if they watched their home run for too long that one time 10 months ago.

The answer in the cars/bikes/pedestrians argument of “who’s the d-bag?” is: everyone. Every single one of those groups, in general, assumes they’re entitled to about 10% more of the road/path than they really are, and they all fuck up in different ways:

What about all the free corn he could get though?

Satan knows only what Mitch would want at this point.

A lot of your posts come across like you’re sweating profusely and you crush an empty energy drink can in your hand and start typing, punctuating many of your completed sentences by yelling “YES!” while pounding the desk. And then I feel like you finish the piece, hit send, and then wipe your sopping wet brow and go…

Enjoy Galaxy Brain Monte Ellis, Knicks fans! 

“Whomsoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” This is what Odin says when he casts Thor out in the original film, so it holds that if you have the hammer you have Thor’s powers, including lightning magic.

Wait until they reveal Tony Stark poops in the suit.

Using the standard order of operations of PEMDAS you get... “The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”

This guy sounds like a douche-nozzle, but I’m okay with this bill. Loot boxes are predatory, and regardless of how I feel about general microtransactions, we’d be better off with loot boxes (at least ones that require real money) being axed.

She’s too young. 

Warren’s calling it like it is. I like it. I don’t know why she’s not the clear front-runner right now—besides the obvious reason that she’s a woman with the experience and vision to do a good job—but she absolutely should be. I’m still willing to be swayed during this primary, but I like Warren. I think she’d do a…

I’d have to say anybody who starts at point for the Knicks is the most demoralizing player in the NBA.

At this point AVC’s hype for this show looks a lot like shilling. It’s...just ok at best. Way too many of the sketches revolve around one character acting like a jerk and creating an absurd conflict that then plays out for two minutes, and those “fighting” sketches are some of the highest on your list.

Celtics Fucked

Trump is trash, Netanyahu is trash, and that cartoon is trash. I can bash and curse both all day without using imagery like that. 

AIPAC is going to have some choice words for Representative Omar.

Please, Hulu. Pick up this show for season 4.

As a lifelong Knicks fan but also a basketball fan I don’t think I can comprehend why he would want to leave quite possibly the greatest team ever that could win another 3 or 4 titles over the next 5 years to play for the Knicks. And if it is about some crazy notion that he won’t get the respect from dipshits like Max…

It hurts because it’s true.