Best line I saw: Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli in a movie about Peyton’s life.

You mean that time they started a black QB on December 3, 2017 and then the coach and GM got fired on December 4, 2017? 

Thor: Ragnorak is the best MCU movie. This is canon.

I love a story where there’s nobody to root for.

It better be.  Guy has already shown he’s willing to hold out.

“Of course it is possible for children, even those who are not immunocompromised, to die from complications of the measles. But not that many.”

Refutation of point 1:

uh-oh, AIPAC is gonna be all up in here over this anti-Zionism

So your suggestion is the most important thing about her words is that she coach them to make it slightly harder for conservative propaganda pundits who always act on bad faith to take out of context and that will make her more relevant?

So wait, you think that if she didn’t give them ‘good quotes’ they wouldn’t just make shit up or take quotes out of context anyway?

Eh, the tip-slam was a fine and important play, but playing along with the idea that this goes any distance toward balancing out the earlier humiliation is Extreme Cornball Homer Shit. For one thing, Giannis was already beneath the hoop when that ball came off it and all Simmons did was jump up behind him, rather than…

I’m outraged that Doordash pays its drivers so little that they have to play minor league ball to make ends meet.

Yeah but, the fuck?

Please forward this to Drew as an early submission for WYTS: Giants Edition—

Lol what the fuck is happening

Having grown up in Appalachia, I am going to tell you that you are dead wrong. 

“To continue to engage in this discussion is simply an opportunity to give both the media and Republicans distractions from our agenda. We’ve got important work to do.”

Actually, you don’t even need it for tuna salad! The Italians make some with oil-packed tuna, lemon juice, capers, salt and pepper, chopped parsley and, optionally, canellini beans and chopped celery. It requires a mental reframing, but it’s really good. Also works well with Trader Joe’s Smoked Trout instead of tuna.

There are very certain cases where I think mayo works as a critical ingredient: tuna salad, olive sauce (try an olive burger in Michigan), potato salad, a few others. But in every one of these cases it’s very easy to use too much, because mayo’s for binding shit together and the less it’s tasted, the better.

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.