So obviously dude should get the surgery and get his goddamn game check back, but I want to address this:

I’m a lifelong Knicks fan so take my basketball knowledge and taste with whatever grain you choose but I personally feel that Steph Curry is the most entertaining player in the league to watch while James Harden is without a doubt the least. The Warriors will be better then people think this season for the very…

This is a man who makes a living providing advice about fake football getting mad and yelling at the Arizona Cardinals Twitter account on his ESPN podcast. That’s a lot. Also, I now wish I had picked up Edmonds for this past week.

Listen to this ALL CAPS WARRIOR for he is, surely, a reliable and well informed source.

“The league office did not buzz in to try and influence the refs!” - Rudy Giuliani

I mean, if Acuna had pointed at Martinez and done the D-X crotch chop towards him, you might have a point. Taking an extra couple of seconds to admire the fact that you just hit a baseball halfway to the moon doesn’t exactly qualify as poor sportsmanship in my book.

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

I’ve never felt more like Wiley Coyote in my life. For sure we’re going to get that pesky roadrunner this time!

I’m terrible at golf and I think I could have a shot at beating him.

lol 

Here’s Eli’s ranking by Football Outsiders DVOA among QBs over his career: 

I like to think of him as a better and more consistent version of Jim Plunkett. The problem with Eli was the organization allowing a certain segment of the fan base to overrule common sense and extending his career a couple of years past where it should have been. If you’re a real Giants fan and not some Francesa…

He lasted these last few years as the starter primarily because of the organizational and cultural defects that define the Giants, a team that reveres good and bad traditions equally and holds a grim patrician stodginess as its central ideological tenet. They didn’t want to change because they never really want to…

Trump screens everything and anything that has folks coming in contact with him IRL. The media, which is scared as fuck at the idea of losing access has self-neutered itself and he only really follows Fox anyway. Therefore save for his weekly unhinged rants on Twitter, he ensures that he has almost 24/7 yes people…

Maybe she’ll talk about paying student athletes when she writes an article about it.

No. You’re conflating the two sets of fines that were issued. The fines that set him off came Wednesday, which led AB to post the fine letter on IG. The cracker bit happened Thursday (but wasn’t reported till Friday, not long after my convo with Farris). That led to the $200K+ fines and the voiding of the guarantees th…

He only called Mayock a cracker after he was fined. That was a big part of Farris’s point.

I think it's more about consistency - don't say everything is cool, we have your back, then two weeks later act like it was beyond the pale. Even at the last minute Gruden was acting like being secretly recorded was cool and funny, right before they fined him. 

it’s like volleyball, but big!