Uhh, the entire blog is about him preferring to play power forward.

Never attribute to kayfabe that which is adequately explained by the mere existence of the Raiders.

You see, THESE tropes aren’t anti-Semitic, because he learned them from Stephen Miller and Ben Shapiro, so it’s not nearly as bad as the time Ilhan Omar referenced the hook to a rap song.

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

“Are you as fertile as I am tonight?”

Don’t fucking embarrass yourself with that shit. Amidst a trove of riches, the impact of the SALT cap was fucking trivial. You’re talking about removing the deductibility of a fractional share of a fractional share of income verses the impact in favor of the wealthy of changes to things like tax rates for C Corps.

Its still an insult, just not a slur. The real insult is being compared to The Godfather Part III.

Warning Shark

It was a 3rd and a 5th, not 2nd and 4th.

“When we’re able to hang on to the health plan we have, that’s considered a massive win, but it’s a huge drag on our bargaining,” she told Politico. “So our message is: Get it off the table.”

This is my chance to be the person that knows the niche sport and throws stuff out there no one gives a fuck about.

Jason’s not wrong though 

+1 Laces Out

stay strong, Dolphins fans. You still have this guy to remember:

I look forward to seeing him picked by the Giants in the first round of the 2020 draft.

It seems pretty ridiculous now, but there was an entire era before advanced stats became widespread where conventional wisdom was that anyone who scored 20+ ppg was elite, and if you were over 25 ppg, why, you were surely one of the very best of that era to play the game.

Even sadder is that he didn’t pass due to the last question, that was always meant more as a joke.

This obsession with Hilary is the longest Trump has ever been faithful to one woman.