Oddly enough, Temujin’s entire empire was built from rage over a perceived slight by Ong Khan, who told him he looked “spanish.”

I’m 35, so I’ve been through both the fun 90's and the horrible since then’s. I’ve seen trades for Eddy Curry, Stephon Marbury, Antonio (minus one knee) McDyess and Steve (I used to be) Franchise. If the Knicks trade for John Wall, I’m done. 

“...that somehow involve no judging.”

The dogs were looking a little huskier than usual.

“I’ve got this awesome new idea, guys. What if instead of engaging in peaceful verbal protest... we committed felony arson instead? Wait, why are you leaving? Come back!”

*checks the greys, whistles*

The preferred nomenclature isn’t “anti-vax”, it’s “pro-disease”!

“I know Warriors basketball is 5, 6, 7 passes in a possession, but we’re not going to get that at this point. We throw it five or six times and it’s going to end up in a guy’s hands who is trying to give it back to somebody else.”

superheroes assassinate JFK, murder Woodward and Bernstein, and slaughter innocents in Vietnam

Bah gawd, that’s Nathan Peterman’s music!

All you people who scoffed whenever I said LeBron is better than Jordan can go to Hell.

Every 5 block double-double recorded by KP in the 2018/19 season takes the Knicks further away from Zion Williamson. I hope KP gets trapped in a Baltic strip club for the next 10 months.

I thought Trump had plans for identification tags that you wear around your arm.

“last season was proof that the Sixers are ready to compete for a[n eastern conference] title right now.”

So, are you saying that Jews really are trying to destroy “Western civilization,” but that climate change is a higher priority?

This is a weird way to tell us you drafted David Johnson first for your fantasy team.

You: Democrats Already Promising to Do Virtually Nothing on Climate Change if They Get Power

Maybe this is some kind of football mockumentary.

“They don’t do colleges because their fees are too high for colleges to afford.”

Fossil fuel energy is not “cheap” when you fully factor in the future costs of climate change. This is a prime example of externalities in action.