These guys may be the only team defeated by the Magic all year. 

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

Do you see a difference between “editor on internet” and “Supreme Court Justice?”

Are saying jokes in poor taste are the same as sexual assault?

I mean, I know you’re just trolling, but that’s a pretty shitty troll.

I can’t believe how much 14 year old me looked forward to reading this bozo’s column each week. Of course, 14 year old me’s favorite band was blink-182 and had no friends, so I guess that kind of makes sense.

Meanwhile in Baltimore...

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

I blame the injury on the airbag not deploying during the Carr crash.

This is why I love the purity of college football. In the NFL, this is a big deal, but in the NCAA, kneeling isn’t allowed to become a distraction.

DID THE PLAYER MAKE A BASKETBALL MOVE

Flagrant Flops should be like technicals, you get so many, then you miss a game.

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

Let me guess: the fucking Patriots are going to get him for a song.

Tyrone, you stupid fat bastard…

F

Nathan Peterman

They didn’t throw any picks either though!

The offensive line statistically played worse than Peterman.

“We’ve been estranged from my brother for years. Ever since he started spouting all this insane nonsense like ‘brown people deserve basic human rights’ and ‘the holocaust was bad, actually’ we’ve been unable to countenance his presence at family gatherings. A true shame.”

Haven’t seen such a sad attempt at facial hair since