Trump would say “tush”

How’s that? He’s literally never had his services available on the market.

Go full-on Tibetan monk! Protest Kaep by torching YOURSELVES!

Deadspin: I can’t believe someone paid $3,000 for a single fan.

Here, fine, fuck you

Gregg Williams is a bounty of bad takes.

All that time spent dancing, he could be using to focus on THE GAME AHEAD. Typical glory boy bullshit.

They can kick you out of Starbucks for being associated with Donald Trump! They can pull you over for driving while being associated with Donald Trump! People will call the cops on you while you’re in a public place just for being associated with Donald Trump! This is truly the grossest ongoing injustice in America!

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of options”.

“Guns aren’t the problem. Look at Chicago, where there are strict gun crimes!”

To the white supremacists who will appear in the greys: your traitorous and slavery-loving great granddaddy doesn’t deserve a participation trophy because he got his a__ kicked in a fight that he started, you whiny snowflakes.

My main theory is that Simmons loves Lombardi because he finally found somebody who makes worse references based off of an even more limited pop culture background. That, and he knows Belichick.

He did one for the Chargers?

Do they really support classical socialism, where the public owns everything, or do they support the New Deal socialism that's more a safety net to capitalism? I suspect it's the second, which isn't what I consider socialism. It's much more the workers rights movement from the industrial revolution.

When the steroids make you confrontational, but the soy protein makes you weepy. - How I assume the deadlift cop arrived at his emotional state. 

“I meant everything I said, I’m just not comfortable with the people who agree with it.”