Right, because a typical pre-purchase inspection includes confirming that features listed on the original window sticker haven’t been remotely removed from the car by the manufacturer, and any used car buyer who fails to have one of these mythical pre-existing feature inspections performed deserves what they get.

I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

So like Tesla?

If your Sony car dies, does that make it a Walkman?

I guess it’s better looking than their other crossovers. But that’s like being the best tasting non alcoholic beer. 

“Nobody is going to embrace that name on that suv.”

You might says it’s Electric Blue!

“The Leaf does a great job of insulting the cabin from a large amount of wind...”

Dude, when I get mine I’m going to take that supercharger right off and run around with 855, while everyone else is at 755!!!

Schrodinger’s Supercharger.

Road workers aren’t yet exactly sure what caused the sign to fall

I’ll assume the main armament is a catapult that hurls buckets of their native snakes and spiders at enemies.

As the owner of an American Holden Commodore, I’m obligated to say NICE PRICE no matter what I really think.

GM announced they were shuttering Holden at the same time they announced the SS. They only sold it because they were required to sell a certain numbers of AUS built cars in the US while they spun down production.

I think you're on to something. But the name's Russian, not Polish. I was saving those for another post, you! Oh well.