Is this the 4D chess everyone's talking about? 

The truth is that even if--and this was not the case--Fetterman had sustained permanent cognitive damage from his stroke, that wouldn’t have necessarily made him unfit for Senate. Most of them don’t seem like there’s a whole lot going on up there.

Musk should try to merge Twitter with Truth Social. They’re going to have about the same ad revenue soon, soooo...

As a car company in competition with Tesla, why the hell would you give the CEO of Tesla your advertising and marketing material months in advance? And also give him access to scheduled announcement tweets, customer service DMs, etc, etc. You’d be helping him conduct corporate espionage and give him the ability to…

Tracks.

“Got mine, fuck you” knows no boundaries.

“The other pushback is on the need for chargers at the dealer. The CEO of Pennsylvania’s auto association, John Devlin, doesn’t really think customers are going to want to come to the dealership to charge their vehicles.”

Imagine being mad at a bakery. Goddamn losers.

I’d bet a huge portion of those layoffs are going to be from customer support. Musk is seemingly proud of Tesla’s complete lack of customer support, with his own Twitter account being more or less the only recourse for Tesla owners experiencing problems with their cars, so I expect him to bring this shitty customer…

The crazy protesters who are supergluing their noses to art in Europe should take some lessons from the Ukrainians and weaponize a JetSki to sink a few of these yachts — *that* would be a protest against excess oil usage.

1st gear: These investors should be careful not to complain too much... Pulling Tesla engineers’ isn’t great news, nor was Elon dumping all that stock, but keeping him distracted for the next 6+ months will only be good for Tesla in the longer run...

well, aren’t subaru swaps in beetles pretty common?

Neutral

I’m an old white woman in Illinois and abortion access is important. Maybe not for me personally, but everything is not about me.

Oh I completely agree with abortion being on a case-by-case basis. You just need to have the right people in charge. So, Jane wants an abortion, Jane gets an abortion. Jill doesn't want one, so she doesn't get one. Perfect system we had there. 

“‘It’s costing people so much more money to live,’ she said.”

Women in their 60s can absolutely have children of child-bearing age if that’s what you mean?

The media thought about posing that question for a second, but “squirrel!!”

Close the comment section. Everything that needed to be said was done right here.

Republicans heads explode because they're against gay marriage, but also mad that these beautiful women won't fuck them, even though they totally deserve it, but ALSO CAN'T WAIT to try to find the nudes.