I hear Ginny has teamed up with OJ to find the real perpetrator.

“They can’t put us all in jail” - I mean, I think they’re willing to give it a try?

Can't wait for my next issue of No Shit Quarterly.

I read your post in my best Dukes of Hazzard  voice.

He’s a white guy in a country club in Arkansas. It’s at least 50/50 he’s a douche nozzle.

I wonder if Tucker’s viewers are starting to build up an outrage-tolerance after years of watching his shit, and so he’s got to escalate it more and more so they can get their rage-fix. 

Since he might not get that exact truck. Punitive damages should be to make the one he gets fully loaded, every option, his choice of colors, and acceptance subject to his inspection. In other words, kick them in the nuts and order them to smile about it. 

They must have been thinking current market. Eight grand for a car that’s been underground for 30 years is a steal these days.

The stiff ticket penalty makes speeding un-fjord-able. 

I think I can explain where the misconception comes from:

Driver: “Excuse me, gotta get some gas.”

By 2032 Taco Bell will be the winner of the Fast Food wars, so this idea will be great for San Angeles. 

I’m so sorry. It’s tremendously saddening to have someone taken from us like this.

I have never ever wanted to run over a whole group of people.. until i found out about NMA. This is their cause, the passion project of their lives is that we shouldn’t discourage plastered drivers from getting in 4500 metal battering rams.

Having lost a sister to drunk driving, it’s a good thing that I wasn’t near him and didn’t have a baseball bat when he said that. Otherwise, he would be seeing Louisville Slugger in a very large font as it approached his face. 

You actually survived the situation in better shape than the drunk driver? I think that’s literally the first time I’ve ever heard of that happening.

I’m very sorry, my sympathies. Last month I passed a very bad accident and rubber-knecked a bit. The next week I found out it was one of my great friends, hit head-on by a driver fleeing the police who shot up the wrong direction on a one way HOV lane. It all hurts.

Having just lost a friend to a drunk driver last night, I would very much like to tell Mr McKay that he can go to hell

Yeah, I don’t what’s going on with the recent ‘58 Impala fervor, because I think that car is as ugly as sin.

Looks like Heat Miser.