Some lucky Mondeo owner might just end up going home with a JB welded V12!

One way to use up some of the Ford parts they have lying around.

I applaud Aston Martin.

Ah yes, my preferred method of tuning carburetors.

Putting 500 more miles on the odometer to make sure the check engine light is still working?

Since you’re already out of the greys, and someone else has rightfully put you in your place - eat shit.

Floor It Again Tony?

Trump should be going to prison for the way he is politicizing supply shipments.

Bullshit. First off, your Governor has only been in office for about 18 months. Anybody who knows anything about infrastructure knows that it takes years for road projects to get funded, planned and executed.

When I leased a Fiat 500e a few years back, I briefly considered mounting a bubble machine behind the back bumper in the void where the exhaust system on a regular Fiat 500 would be.

Thanks a lot, now I have coffee coming out of my nose! As a mustang owner myself, this is beyond hysterical, well done!

how about you fuck start a weed eater

True, I just can't see it at a dive bar anymore. They're all closed around me until further notice. Thanks Coronavirus. 

You can still see that. It’s not like dumbfucks stopped doing dumbfuck things now.

This actually looks like something I’ll watch, mainly because I might actually learn something about cars which is why I watch car shows. Unlike everyone else, who seems to watch car shows for "Bro Drama" which mainly consists of grown men screaming at each other & throwing shit. I can see that live at any dive bar...…

Can this happen every week while they’re not on the real track

No, we’re into the era of Republican socialism now. You’ll be assigned a model based on which automaker promises Mitch McConnell it will build the most new factories in Kentucky.

Great news, everybody! You won’t have to resort to scrounging old newspapers and copies of The Farmers’ Almanac to wipe your ass. Toilet paper is on its way back to us, better than ever before.

There have been Sanders supporters who don’t play nicely with others on the internet, who don’t realize that sneering at others who generally agree on many of the same lefty issues is not productive, who revel in the clout that comes with embarrassing some verified Twitter user over a lukewarm Sanders take. And I…