Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

I shudder to think at the insane, inflammatory, violent shit that will spew out of Trump’s mouth in his concession speech. I’m hoping that he’s so pissed off at the (OVERWHELMING) landslide that he won’t bother to give one. In fact, I hope he loses his mind on twitter and just flames out.

It would be more hilarious if Melania filed for divorce RIGHT NOW.

I feel like he looks like a less attractive Gary Busey and I didn’t know that was a thing that could happen.

They remind me of European royalty that’s been keeping it in the family a little too often...

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

Congrats! I know how you feel! My parents aren’t political by any means but when I would visit they would bring up all this shit they see our dumbass relatives say on Facebook about Obama. I’d tell them the facts and they would usually walk it back and admit that what they read was bullshit.

It is such a relief when a loved one sees sense like that! I was terrified because when Trump first said he was running, my boyfriend thought he was just what we needed! A few months went by, and I got more and more horrified and disgusted by Trump’s antics, but my boyfriend doesn’t watch news or read online much, so…

I think Trump running for president has saved my 12 year old daughter from being a Republican. We live in a very red state with a few small blue dots. She was starting to come home from school and claim that she was a Republican, and I can’t tell her she’s not, and she’s going to join the Young Republicans (thank you…

Yay mom!!! Now could you work on convincing my brother, the small business owner who loves the idea of electing a businessman who will cut his taxes? Sigh.

Again, people’s constitutional rights are on the line. Free speech is on the line. Mass deportations are being threatened, and there has been a sharp spike in violence against Muslims and transgender persons. “Sending a message to the democratic establishment” by potentially helping a Trump victory is going to cause…

I can’t even deal with those living in solid Red or Blue states, much less swing states. I’ve heard a frightening number of people say that it doesn’t matter if they vote third party or sit out this election because the outcome in their state is already decided anyway. But, it does matter! We need to send a fucking…

I’m in CA where none of this matters, but fuck if I don’t slap the next person who says Hillary and Trump are equally bad anyway. It’s become the PC thing to say to diffuse any election hard feelings. I see a lot of it on Facebook when a friend from the neighborhood posts something. A bunch of dipshits, are like, OMG…

He threatened to open up libel laws. That’s actually a huge one. This morning he blamed free speech/expression for terrorism.

Seriously I am so over these people and their moral purity. I want to shake them. Even if they’re privileged enough that for practical purposes Trump and Clinton would have equivalent impacts on their lives, the same is not true for vulnerable populations, especially immigrants and refugees.

I’m still running into people who are voting 3rd party in Ohio because “Trump and Hillary are equally bad.” We’re a fucking swing state, and people’s constitutional rights are on the line, but they, in the immortal words of Sam Bee, insist on remaining “morally pure” (have have the fucking PRIVILEGE to do so).

As a dog owner and as someone who watched her mother lose a very long battle with Lupus that had her last 3 years confined to hospice care, I can assure you this inability to let go is not confined to our pets. If you are ever in that extremely agonizing place where you hold on to hope for your loved ones while trying…

Thank you Jay’s assistant, that’s very good to hear.

Why does it seem he is confirming some nefarious plan with each of those animals. If I am Clinton, I am keeping an eye out baby birds with a slightly psychotic look in their eyes.

Last year I had pieces of cloth and clothespins in my kindergarten classroom that the kids would make outfits out of. One day at sharing time two little boys proudly stood in front of the class to show off the dresses they had made.