BUT BUT BUT BLIND TRUST NO CONFLICT OF INTEREST WE’LL ACT RESPONSIBLY!!

I assumed something super gay because whenever a homophobe has a scandal, it usually involves secret rent boy assignations.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

The people in my life, therapist included, who keep telling be me to stop catastrophizing are really starting to piss me off.

My husband, usually a stoic, was just watching a hockey game with our son upstairs. He made some excuse and came down to talk to me because he began to silently cry during the National Anthem, and he didn’t want our son to be afraid.

I so hear you. I write about rich people for a magazine and do not think I can handle doing this month’s piece on beauty tips for the wealthy and conservative. I just can’t. FIX YOUR UGLY SOULS FIRST.

I really thought America was better than this.

I’d like to think this cold-blooded murder passes the Bechdel Test.

“deliver justice at the ballot box”

Comey couldn’t wait EIGHT DAYS to complete an ongoing investigation, as per protocol, to mention the fucking emails?! You know, show some restraint, like he has about ongoing investigations into Trump dealings?! What a bag of cocks. He better be drafting a resignation letter now, he’s out of a job Jan. 21.

If I believed the death of my loved one was due to “God’s plan,” my only alternative would be to kill myself and go attack God. Nothing else makes any sense at all.

“God has a plan” is another one i hate. I know it (usually) comes from a good place, of wanting to help someone find some meaning when their loved ones are taken from them. For me, despite being Christian ( just not very loud about it) and beliving in God and Jesus, I did not want to hear that right after my father…

Guy’s got a point. :(

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

I just...I don’t know. Does she simply not understand the english language? Is that it? Does she just not comprehend what she’s saying? Or is she so tired that the words aren’t even registering in her brain, she’s simply reading shit aloud and not paying attention? I also heard her say today that over the years Donald…

“I’m not sure why she gets a free pass on this site. She’s the lesser of two evils...”

I know! Like, I assume all of them are fake (for my own sanity) so when proof is provided IT’S NOT FAIR HOW CAN I PLAY IT OFF?

He flies under the radar because he looks like a racist ghost who died during plastic surgery.

That doesn’t sound nearly as bad. At my last place, I flipped the closet doors rather than have the fully mirrored sides facing out. A closet with two fully mirrored doors is even more problematic because it’s mirrors plus closet.