Is it just me, or did you also expect that kid to break into a chorus of “Tomorrow Belongs to Me”? Terrifying.

I’m willing to wager that if the historical Jesus (that is an unkempt, Middle Eastern man speaking in a foreign language preaching love thy neighbor, “he without sin throw the first stone”, etc) appeared before them, they’d be the first to grab the nails and cross.

I just wish that journalists would try investigating this. Trump I imagine has so many skeletons in his closet that it’s just waiting for a journalist to actually find them out. I’m convinced that he has health issues as one of those skeletons. Everything about Trump’s candidacy is a lie. It’s the world biggest con.

yes it’s almost over. the world either ends or doesn’t so lets get this done.

I’m pretty sure that he could be professionally investigated and disciplined for making these inaccurate comments in his capacity as a medical doctor. Anyone in New York could just made a complaint to the regulating body of medical doctors...

I bet they read palms. Tiny, tiny palms.

Ghosters are the worst. I can tell you from experience that contacting him will not help. As harsh as this sounds, he is not secretly in love with you and hoping to hear from you. You will not have the closure or the explanations you are so (very understandably) needing right now. Don’t beat yourself up. Don’t play…

Is it possible for a corporation to be emotionally abusive?

so their response to raised rates, raised tensions and raised dissatisfaction is for us to lower our expectations?

This is your obligatory reminder that whatever you think of American prudery when it comes to the sex lives of politicians, Anthony Weiner didn’t go down for a little harmless consensual sexting. The “accidental” tweet that broke the story was an unsolicited dick pic sent to a college student who had tweeted him about…

I mean: are these batshit motherfuckers are trying to get her killed?

At 46 it means “Do you get pizza delivery and have a glass of wine in front of the TV on Fridays?”

This is crazy. How the fuck is ‘Sex’ winning? It’s OBVIOUSLY cocaine. Even Urban Dictionary knows that: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

They had dogs with them, obviously the dogs went after the raccoons and the humans got involved to protect the dogs.

I live in San Francisco, which last I checked is an urban area. I guarantee you the raccoons fear humans. When people say animals don’t fear humans they’re usually just saying that they’re not afraid to come near houses. I’ve only been attacked by a raccoon once, when I was five, and that’s because I, like an idiot,…

That belt is unforgivable.

Looks like Kanye picked it for her.

I have never scrolled up to click “Show Pending” faster in my life

So ignore them and let God judge the Gainses in the afterlife.

KELLY. Shiplap, overplayed, okay, whatever. I love home renovation shows so much, I can overlook it as a charming quirk. BUT YOU’RE MISSING THE BEST PART. As I recently discovered, Chip and Joanna are apparently super serious Christians, which explains all the kids and the farm sort of and the vague gender-roles-y…