Ugh that Grub Street diary. When she said she went to Houston’s and got a double order of the kale salad as an entree I was out. Houston’s is fatty deliciousness and you don’t get the kale salad there (if you don’t have one think upscale chili’s).

I once lifted up my mattress to adjust the fitted sheet. On the bed frame below I found a soft but not decaying jalapeno. My SO denied putting it there, and no way I would bring fresh produce into the bedroom, much less waste a jalapeno by tucking it under my bed. Am I the Princess and the jalapeno?! Did a witch put…

BLM is primarily an American movement born out of problems within the United States and that looks, primarily, to address the problems within the United States. The coverage it gets, primarily, is from American news organizations.

He’s only 35????????!?!?!??!?!

I have wished more than once that victims of these sorts of attacks in Muslim-majority countries would get the same coverage that we give to victims of domestic terror attacks. Show us their pictures. Tell us their names and their stories. Let us cry over these murdered children the way we cried over the murdered…

I took out the trash and recycling this week (a job my Dad usually does but he is out of town). I am running the dishwasher right now. I vacuumed really well 1/2 of my room (moved the furniture, used the attachments). I am almost done with summer school and I might get an A in the class.

I got all of the requirements, paperwork wise, settled for my acceptance into nursing school. I start on the 18th and I am so excited/terrified.

I did not respond to the last dude I was boning who I do not like as a human being even though I want contact with someone a lot. That’s my brag. I am getting better about standing up for myself in regards to relationships!

Lady Mormont is everything

Her final point (well, in this write-up, at least) is very, very poignant.

This 28-year old Latina “anchor baby” just registered to vote for the first time. Thank you Trump for making me feel more Patriotic than ever before. You can go shave you back now.

Her sweet little nervous covert side-eye darts to read his face!

Just when you thought their relationship couldnt scream midlife crisis any louder... :p

Your honor, my husband is being owned by a dickensian Australian politician.

NO PRENUP!!