Fuck Pence. He is a dangerous demon who really believes the crazy shit coming out of his mouth. I will be eating the biggest bag of popcorn ever when all of HIS dirty business is aired.

“Some if you will die on the battlefield of another unnecessary foreign war!” Encouraging speech, Mike.

“You will lead soldiers in combat. It will happen. Some of you may even be called upon to serve in this hemisphere.”

Winner. 

I will recycle this from a past Pissing Contest, seems to fit the theme.

What I thought was my “getting my last fling out of my system before i marry my summer fling for the past 10 years” ended up sharing a mortgage with me, a kid, and is now out getting us pizza for the night.

The Seven Wrenches of Highly Effective People

They’re driving a 2011 Accord. They already have “reliable and cheap.”

Lol.

Looking at that question again, it’s full of red flags:

The best suggestion Tom gave him was to keep the 9 year old Accord that will probably run for another 9 years (if he took care of it) until he has a chunk of cash to work with. If he has clients to impress, get the Accord fixed up so it looks sharp and doesn’t sound like a dryer filled with rocks. 

Agreed. Dude is now making about $64k but wants to buy a $40K car... Continuous bad financial choices will lead to continuous poor credit rating.

And if he’s making an extra $2k/mo. then he should be able to get 10 more months out of that Honda and save up a very nice down payment.  Sounds like whatever he plans to do, it probably shouldn’t be right this moment.

No, no. The truth is usually somewhere in the middle. There’s an extremely high probability that he is both a fucking idiot and has dementia. Now you two shake hands and make up.

Why? Did the alternative meat products touch you in a bad way? If so then i get that stance. If not then it seems really weird to hate having more choices.

Buy your miata within a 5k budget or so and then buy my 04 pontiac vibe (Toyota matrix) for baby duty for under $3k (located in Rochester) 

I haven’t had any issues with mine... but all I really wanted to do was make the pun..

Seriously.. the whole Subaru head-gasket thing is so overblown.

Or just break the noodles in half before cooking...or buy the half-length stuff.

I think they understand that time is not on their side, which presumably explains some of the sense of urgency pervading their efforts and their seeming willingness to slash and burn their way to their goals.