It’s like this because of a few things. Once upon a time, the comments were more free and open. And then some morons started flooding Jezebel with pictures of gore and rape. The writers weren’t happy that suddenly their job included spending hours of their day dealing with that shit, and the readers weren’t happy that…

Yeah, but you’re Nobody.

As a Canadian, the biggest issue I have with Trump’s idiotic tariffs are that they are idiotic and not being thought up or implemented with any sort of economic knowledge or strategy.

Nothing happened. They signed a symbolic piece of paper on which the US got effectively nothing and a murderous dictator became a legitimate world leader.

Any canned vegetable is a abomination.

So does decaf coffee and gluten free pastry. I have no need for self abuse.

You let one little seed ruin you for life... I feel sad for you.

The home fries are home fries! They are cooked in a skillet, or on the grill, just like every other order of home fries you have ever been served. They are never deep fried or baked in an oven.

space travel

the internet

not fighting russians on their home turf in the winter

Even the name’s only half American

are you suffering from severe dementia?

Oh man fuck those pamphlets and double fuck those people that leave those fake cash bible tracts.

To be fair, most people who want lower taxes have absolutely no idea how anything at all works beyond their ability to complain about lower taxes. If you showed them a state, township, or even federal government spending chart their eyes would immediately glaze over and they’d be thinking about season 48 of America’s…

But lower taxes, AMIRITE!?

Too bad the Supreme Court sided with the baker*. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I like how the headline makes it seem like they’re discriminating against religion instead of Black people though. That’s a spin that’ll rile up the white conservatives.

Considering his biggest “controversy” was looking good in a tan suit

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

“Our target is to deliver a super sports car, and these specifications don’t exist with a battery package in terms of energy and power,” Reggiani said.

And what’s that? It’s not like I’m lurking in the comments of Jezebel while typing hot takes in a van.