“Technically correct is the best kind of correct.”

If it was striking North America, the people at ground zero could sell their houses to the people who believe it’s a hoax concocted by the Luxembourgers.

Ah, so that’s how that, uh, set of organs can work. Fortunately I’ve never been subject to the very high voltage discharge featured in that gif.

I’m an Atheist in the USA and there’s an ongoing Internet joke that we like to eat human babies and/or aborted fetus fricassees, so I’m always interested in the bleeding edge of ritual cannibalism research. You know, ritual cannibalism like eating the flesh and drinking the blood of the alleged Jesus character during…

If I can get a NY Strip steak out of their first born, count me in.

I was part of a vanload of people taking a corporate field trip to one of our customers during the Obama years. One person was trash-talking “Obama phones” until one of my colleagues pointed out the subsidized cell phone program started during the Bush-Cheney Maladministration.

Given Bob Sinnot’s history, I suspect “the other kind”.

When I was seven years old in 1962, my parents built their Dream House in a suburb of Cleveland, Ohio called Pepper Pike (then a village under Ohio law). There were multiple large-diameter “traffic circles” in that village even back then, I’m guessing on at least a 100-foot or more radius. Many years later ca.…

My wife and I visited the UK in 2007, back when the conversion rate was USA$2 to one British Pound, but that’s another story. Our rental choices ran from a Ford Ka to a Saab 9-5 turbodiesel wagon estate car, all amazingly at the same rental cost. Being USA tourists, we opted for the Saab as we were driving across…

We also generally don’t have a culture of repairing minor dings and dents in cars.

I’ll bet I’m not the only Jalopnik reader who had to read the article to learn, “Who was this ‘DMX’ guy and why was he famous?”

Being a retired Electrical Engineer, after removing the device (attached by zip ties?) if there was no obvious ID (“Property of XXPD”), my next step would be to disassemble the thing, of course strictly out of intellectual curiousity. First any battery, then down to individual circuit boards. Dispose of the remains…

Interfering with law enforcement. Denying the government use of an official government device.

The police would freak out about an unidentified device on one of their cars and charge you with terrorism for planting it.

...the FBI indicted Ohio House Speaker Larry Householder for taking $60 million in bribes from a major utility. (Householder and an associate later pleaded guilty.)

Fuck you to imaginary “hell” for writing that. I’m guessing that is some line from some degenerate 21st century movie. You are a sub-human if you really think like that.

I’ll add that because I’ve lived my entire life (going on 66 years) in Northeast Ohio, I am thoroughly disgusted by rust. From my first car in 1973 (a ‘64 Pontiac LeMans) into the 2000’s I’ve been challenged by dealing with rusty car hardware, especially with but certainly not limited to brake hardlines and…

Most Corvettes don’t see rain let alone ice to have worry about this. They sit in the garage as an “investment.” over winter months in the snowy areas to keep the salt from rusting the steel bits and otherwise keeping the car clean.

Yeah, I never cared much for vinyl roofs, but in general I still love the first-gen F-bodies. They were clean designs that still look great today.

My wife drove across country with two teenagers (both more fun sized than this challenge)...2600 miles packed in a car with 3 car sick cats trying to out puke and out crap each other is not recommended.