We should rename the heckblende the Jaytor.

Start/Stop technology, and the inability to permanently turn it off.  You have to disable it every time you drive your car (at least on Toyotas).  It is annoying as fuck and I’m not getting any better gas mileage than my old car of the same model without the “feature”.

LOL, shortly after I made that post I realized what you actually meant. I tried going back and editing it but was too late.

But how do you really feel about his car?

You don’t get to have an opinion because you are not of the Cherokee nation. Or you can have an opinion but it actually doesn’t matter and is categorically wrong. Choose which.

Mustang is offensive to horses and appropriates their identity...Lamborghini models are offensive to fighting bulls, and don’t get me started with Jaguar. Pontiac was offensive too to Native Peoples, why was its name never changed?

I disagree.  Chevy’s full size pickups aren’t ugly — they are completely fucking hideous. Who is the chief designer for Chevy these days?  Ray Charles?

The cunning Camaro uses its camouflage to sneak up on its wounded prey

Thanks to this article, I cringed so hard I sustained a massive stroke and am now in the ICU. Thanks Infiniti.

I can say it. I hate the way it looks from the front and every other angle

Why does the front end look like that?

Now, to be fair, I have also bought two cars (including the Protege) from Morrie’s Mazda in Wayzata, MN, and been treated very well both times. Trading in a Ford Escort I had bought from them used on a brand-new Protege went smooth as silk, took about a hour, they didn’t try any hard-sales bullshit or after-the-fact…

There are other reason to not buy a Tesla over the price. For example, I need service I just bring it...ooohh right.

But do you have more fun in these new cars? I know I don’t.

Holy smokes, starting at 38k and 47k as shown? For a Rav4? Yeah, I get it’s a plug in hybrid, but FOURTY SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?

I think you win. 

That was for Shane Morris exclusively; he posted an epic/scary rant earlier this year, and included a photo of himself (with his gold grill), smiling at the camera, holding a gun sideways.

Sort of? I’m fairly young, so most people my age are still driving cars they got at the discount lot for LOW LOW PRICES. While there’s nothing wrong with that (I’ve had a few of em too) my dates seem to appreciate that I have a relatively new civic in good shape, and a clean interior. As an adult it’s kinda been a…

it turned out to actually be an enormous ugly pickup truck

But...who cares? It’s a bare bones old truck. It’s not a Buick GNX, Sierra RS Cosworth, or even an Omni GLH....it’s just a basic truck. Just because it’s old but shiny doesn’t mean it’s good. Complete and utter waste of money IMO, the owner would have been better off buying something new that’s better all around and…