God, I just want the Lakers to fire Luke and let LaVar try to run the team. Inject that schadenfreude straight into my goddamn veins.

- Basically every Charles Barkley hot take for the past 5 years

Little cheat. You can’t shoot it in from that far away, be a man

Mention this next time someone asks why women don’t say anything sooner or at all.

Oh, the 2-d world of internet commenting.

Let’s hope that years from now, we look back at the ratios from the Trump years with the same skepticism we currently hold for the power numbers from baseball’s Steroid Era.

God damn, the Olympics get me JACKED THE FUCK UP for sporting events I otherwise never give a shit about, and I swear if this guy rolls in and ATTACKS the ice skating arena in Pyeongchang with “Turn Down for What,” I am going to throw my table through my window a fit of ragejoy.

Away fans got Sonned.

I just assume this came at the end of a 30 ball rally in which La Monf eschewed putting away 2 or 3 routine overheads to set up this particular shot.

Memba that time that Hitler accidentally sent his army into Poland. Boy did he have egg on his face that day.  

That’s better than if the giant is throwing rocks at you. You can face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.

And your B button is kinda sticky because your mom picked up the console at Goodwill

Only the top 1% know the konami code and you are stuck trying to finish Contra with only 3 lives.

And if you’re in the top player bracket, you can still win even when you lose, something about being “too big...”

Well, sometimes refs like to play for a while, too!

Also, as your score increases, it gets easier to score additional points. In fact, once your score reaches a certain point, you can just stop playing and your score will continue to go up faster than most of the rest of the players! Oh, and the referees are for sale.

Nah, he’s pretty consistent and straight forward. If you want to know what he’s going to do, just ask yourself, “what’s the most craven and self serving way he could play this?” and 99/100 you’re going to be right.

Don’t forget his recent decision to not call special elections to fill state senate seats that would go to Democrats, until after he passes a budget. I’m not sure there’s a scummier politician anywhere on the Dem side of the aisle.

“The episode” that distressed her is this whole “Harry marrying a negress” affair.

I’m aware of when this video was filmed. I’m also aware of when the video was released, by him, on the Player’s Tribune: