#whitemenfailingupwards

So, I guess the real take I have from this is how many notches down the ‘best quarterbacks list’ does being black make you fall? After all, couldn’t this article be written about Alex Smith just as easily, but for some reason we didn’t get that hot take. My guess is that Russell Wilson’s biggest problem as a…

Funny how this never comes up with Drew Brees, who is the same height as Russell Wilson.

Keep spinning this around on Klinsmann and you’ll get dizzy. Did Klinsmann lose to T&T who were easily the worst team in the Hex? “Blah blah Mexico! At home! 2-0! We lost!” Well Mexico won the stage with 5 other wins so obviously they beat other teams. T&T only won one other game besides ours. Arena lost a game that…

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times: the problem isn’t with the name, but the logo. Change it to a potato and everyone goes home happy.

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I don’t think two KGs could exist in the same place at the same time. I half expect a rogue KG from the future to materialize because he’s traveling through dimensions to kill off all the other KGs before they think of doing it, Rick Sanchez style.

If you think there’s a chance in hell that a sane human being would willingly compete against five of-late prime KGs at the same time, you are mistaken. Big Baby Davis just shit himself reading your comment.

Yeah, KG was an actual crazy person inhabiting an unreal physique with generational skills. Thibs isn’t going to find even one of him anytime soon. Jimmy Butler was the closest he ever got, and on his best day, JB is about 60% KG.

Other coaches who would win all their games with a starting five of late-prime KGs:

always a typography truther smh

Lee Dragna = Anal Greed

You want to know why Herm did that? Because you play to win the game.

Oh you mean losses to the two good teams?

How convenient.

Worst Christian Fundamentalist remake of Baby Mama ever.

Once Gareth Bale comes back from the infirmary, this will inspire Ronaldo to start banging in league goals so that he could ignore Bale while celebrating.

You Billy haters are individually and collectively stupid.

BTW, #TeamCoenBros never molested anyone.