I learned this trick from my Uncle. Always give you wedding gift in cash and don’t seal the envelope. When you get to the wedding, if they have an open bar, seal it and give it to the lovely couple. If they don’t have an open bar take out half the cash, seal it and give it to the lovely couple.

If Petchesky were to start a GoFundMe for NotSportsSpin or some other similarly named website, I would kick in $50.

Well, shit. I’m going to miss this place. It’s a good group of writers and commenters and I don’t have the desire or energy to seek out someplace similar online. I guess I’ll just start doing my actual job instead of spending so much time on here...

At this point my work productivity will skyrocket.

Preztelcoatl.

Can the owners plz stop this shit and let the writers run this place. I really dont wanna have to find another group of websites to check 50 times a day during work. But they are really forcing my hand with this bullshit.

Well boys & girls, it looks like we’re in the endgame now.

The decapitations will continue until morale improves.

I don’t think we’re getting to Friday, it should be Bear-pocalypse Now!

Where the fuck else am I supposed to go to read up on the fine print of Oddibe McDowell’s water bill?

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Wedding casual means you’ll be divorced in 4 years, but you’re both OK with it.

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

the proper dress code for running a blog is Just Look Nice, thank you for asking. 

Never have I seen a QB play like this.

Lawrence Taylor told me to “fuck off” when I was 11.

Ok, we’re all chill with the kid being roasted but this might be over the line.

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

It is SO underrated. Low-key the best part imo.

...well, he's probably dictating it.