Eli, sadly, was not invited

“oh hey everyone look at me! not only do i have a wife, like some kinda big shot, but people also invite me to their parties! AND i have a job! look how great MY life is!” so sick of your humblebragging.

...didn’t you already leave town, Rex? Go home.

Right now, in my boxers and socks in my home office, I’m singing “I love you just the way you are” by Billy Joel. For you.

14 hours from NYC

Cheap shot, bro. I happen to know from backchanneling him that Pryor is a valued contributor to my Hip Hop Heads sub-Reddit in which he just made a thought-provoking post about the cultural impact of Illmatic through the decades. I’m working on a response piece right now arguing that Illmatic is really more of a…

Eli Manning Dislikes:

McAdoo seems to have let the team interpret the video on their own.

Because she’s a mildly attractive white woman, duh!

Under my patented system, you’ll either become a title contender that falls apart when it matters most, or your legs will detach from your body and fly into low earth orbit on powerful jets of blood. If you put the effort in, your stomach will crawl out of your body and hunt pigeons while you train so you don’t have…

“That’s everything we stand for—our commitment to one another,” said the man who will make $900,000 this year

Stop acting like this is so complex. If you call a female coworker “sweetie” or “sugar”, you both know you’re talking down to her.

I hear you, man. I get it. You think this is hyper-sensitive, PC garbage. And that’s fine. You are entitled to your opinion. But let me just offer respectfully that the context here matters a whole lot. If the white CEO of business with 350 employees refers to a group of black guys from the mail room sitting…

Sorrynotsorry

Dude, how many garbage professionals across the board are in their positions because of cronyism? It seems these “hangers-on” might be good at their jobs and were afforded access to their profession by their proximity to someone successful. Don’t act like this doesn’t happen in every other sector every day with…

Guys, this has been a huge misunderstanding. Phil doesn’t approve of LeBron’s circle of friends, but that’s just because it’s not a triangle.

Hey everyone, found the guy who was watching porn on his laptop three rows up on your last flight.

how scary is it all 3 of those have the same timestamp

Cannot wait for the NFL in Trump’s America. It will revert to its original form: two teams of 50 men bludgeoning an endangered whale with wooden clubs in a stadium filled with hundreds of thousands of screaming fans. The game ends when one team strikes the killing blow or the stock market crashes. Whichever comes…

I think I understand where you’re coming from. In a lot of ways, it’s an apples to oranges comparison, but I stand by my claim.