Yes, but did they tell him to “Spread open your cheeks and lift your sack?”

This post is actually too good.

I’ll allow it. +1

Which also resulted in an aborted/failed nut shot!

Was that a Fat Joe reference in your post?

+1 you savage.

Sometimes it snows in April / Sometimes I feel so bad, so bad / Sometimes I wish life was never ending, / And all good things, they say, never last

If you watch the video closely, homeboy brought TWO gloves to the game, infield and outfield because you never know.

“The supercop story... was working. Okay? It was working, and you [] just messed it up. Okay? I’m trying to figure you [] out, but I haven’t yet. But it’s cool. You fuck up a perfectly good lie.”

+1. You earned it.

I agree. If it was just the Warriors running away, it would not have been as much fun. That the Spurs were breathing down their necks all season, and could theoretically steal home court by beating the Warriors head-to-head, was my favorite sub-plot.

Reggie Miller comes to mind. He was a genius running over screens.

Before Goose Gossage starts complaining about Stroman disrespecting the game, I would like to mention one Byrd Fidrych.

+8 (one for each absurdity you listed. Baseball is awesome.

Wrong. The correct answer is on the spot bilateral hand amputation with a rusty machete.

Please. Don’t. Stop.

A GS550L was my first bike too, but I had the good fortune of selling her to my best friend as his first bike (taught him to ride in a parking lot). He passed it down to another buddy. I have many, many, many fond memories of that bike. This and your other post brought them flooding back. Thanks.

It is possible that the perpetrator believed that the children being seen in public (having jobs), but not attending school, would have brought unwanted attention to their plight.

Great article, great Black Star reference.