My Dad’s 1969 Corvair Monza.

I disagree with the garage door opener. I have the Chamberlain Myq version and it’s really nice as a sanity check. “Did I forget to close the garage door? Let me check my phone. Nope it’s closed. good” It’ll even alert me if I leave it open for longer than a predetermined time, or if it opens at a strange, unexpected…

They are combing the desert.

Your putting WAY to much emphasis on the gender. Every shop does something like this to the new guy.

Very simple fact. Had Kevin Ward Jr. not exited his race car and walked down the racing surface, he would still be alive. Everything else in this case is irrelevant. If I pull my car over on the shoulder and get out, stepping in front of a semi, is it my fault or the semi driver’s fault?

To one up the US, Russia should drop their “Father of all Bombs” bomb on ISIS next week. I mean, no harm done right, its just ISIS.

Still rides better than Tracy’s Jeep.

Have y’all responded to our concerns about this infinite scroll business? Many of us would like it to end.

The important thing here is to ignore the fact that we’re treated like chattel once we’re in an airline’s clutches and focus on the fact that David Dao did bad things before.

I reallllllly wanted to just live in that small Kansas town until I fixed it, so I could drive it in, but Freddy wasn’t having it.

I’m fixing it in Moab, and then off-roading it.

I want to drive it home, but Patrick won’t let me. I think my coworkers legitimately think I’m ill.

Yes, your phones doesn’t check it when you put periods on it... good job figuring that out all on your own. So proud of you

Does it hurt your little feelings when people make fun of Republicans? I’m sure it does. Quick, go to your safe space over at Breitbart or wherever else you go to talk about how libtards all exist in a bubble! Safe space! Cover your ears! You dumb cunt.

I understand this is going to be tough for you to understand because you’re fucking retarded, but the point isn’t that Dem politicians are any cleaner than Repub politicians. The point is that the Dem politicians also don’t push laws that relate to restricting the sexual (or birth control) activity of people, while…

I lost? This is an internet comments section son. And I’m not suggesting any party is better than the other... let me be perfectly clear.

“Ah, the Republicans. Paragons of of virtue, restraint, and family values, up until the point you finally catch them with their pants down.”

Not as simple as that. It was most likely flight crew and they need a minimum 10 hours rest prior to duty. Time spent in transportation doesn’t count toward those 10 hours. It is cheaper to buy off a few passengers to get the crew in position than to delay or cance the flight in the following morning and then…

Nobody cares about your dog attacks. Hurting or killing a dog does not make you cool.

On the bright side, Project Slow Devil provided some of the best Jalopnik in my 5 years of reading