What’s it like being a humorless twat?

Yeah, George didn’t think his headline through. It should have read “This New Spider from Mexico...”

Pfft. Been done.

Cougars are larger (and closely related to cheetahs) and they also purr but do not roar.

I had Zoobooks growing up and this was my first thought too. Cheetahs don’t roar!

<calls entire country stupid while using poor/lazy grammar and questionably cohesive sentences>

Good thing your opinion literally could not matter any less. Please, just go home. You’re welcome to stay but it will be nicer with you gone.

My cars (CTS, Expedition) are just the right size for two adults and three daughters that will kill each other if squished together for so long and the road trips we take.

Here’s David’s Project Slow Devil, having made it 300 miles from Detroit to West Lafayette, Indiana. He might just pull this off.

His name is Robert Paulson.

It’s closely related to the theorem regarding public correction of ones spelling and or grammar and their abnormally high propensity to being an asshole.   

A lot of these studies are probably bullshit that they linked to... “kids from poor communities are more likely to have asthma” they blame that on pollution.... did they cross-reference smoking family members in that study? Did they reference how many people in that community are running older cars that naturally put…

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He cares now I bet.

I’ll take the one that goes to orbit please, thanks!

I think I’ll start by skipping my daily three beers two days a week, being careful not to replace the saved calories with something else. If I survive that, I’ll cut a bit deeper.