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Bullshit... Any NSX that's sub 20k is a broken NSX. Try 40k minimum.

Closest shave I've ever gotten with the least amount of irritation, Merkur safety razor:

Dude, I meant what I said. For a black person, you're not that stupid. I mean compared to a regular human you're a fucking pond scum dumbass, but compared to other blacks you're up there.

Only hurts if you do something about it.... like extract them..... like.... as a source for STEM CELLS BOOM! BACK ON TOPIC.

... I did it.

I get approached at gas stations too, you know.

"Excuse me sir, I can't help but notice you drive an old german sedan. Would you like me to call a tow truck for you? Oh- you're just getting gas? You mean it actually runs?"

My ex girlfriend was nicknamed "barnacle" by my friends

I recently flew on a Dreamliner, aside from being a bit quieter I really can't tell the difference of the difference of cabin pressure (6000ft on 787 vs 8000 ft on other models). Personally I prefer the 777s.

Listen, anyone who's ever been to OK knows it's a bigot-infested shithole. The Army deftly placed the home of the field artillery in Fort Sill because they knew the rest of the country couldn't give two shits if the whole state were blown off the map one 155mm HE round at a time.

How about we deter our outrage on this

When you walk up to a Porsche owner and they are telling you about the brands storied past and how they have always been an innovator you can compliment them on how original being the first company to put a turbo on a car with a rear engined flat six. Oh wait, that was Chevy.

This will no doubt lead to another GM recall.

Apparently he lives in some kind of fantasy land where the tax rate is zero.

Caddy V-wagon...these are destined to be collector's cars especially with the 6MT-

The obvious answer is to buy about 150 Corvairs.

The cargo bay can't be pressurized lol. The doors are way too weak. It carried a special module called spacehab inside the cargo bay which was pressurized.

Wow. How timely. Maybe for his next piece of work, he can help the people of Pompeii avoid the eruption from Vesuvius.

Fixed it for you:

counter-argument: guy named barack hussein obama became president.

I got stuck in that motorcade once. Owed Zipcar a $50 late fee. THANKS OBAMA.