Can’t understand why they would call him “Crazy”...

I can never find those on a map, despite assurances to the contrary,

I’d go NHL: Coyotes for overall festivity.

Joke’s on you, he was live streaming from his winter home in (insert tropical location here).

Imagine the price of real estate then! Now to figure out if I should buy in SF or LA...

I had originally thought after seeing the headline that the schools were being permanently closed, and this was the winning entry in the “how do we break this to the public” brainstorm.

Seems like a perfectly cromulent word to me.

Seems like a perfectly cromulent word to me.

We had the Ford Monarch here in Canada. Suicide doors! Infer what you wish...

Can we just move this team back to Vancouver now?

Did you know the Ford Monarch was Canadian? Let the conspiracy theories begin...

Minus the facial hair...

“Where’s your crown, King Nothing?”

What’s ice fishing then? Cause I’m out of ice...

Wish I may, wish I might
Have this, I wish tonight
Are you satisfied?
Dig for gold, dig for fame
You dig to make your name
Are you pacified?

That might not exactly be punishment...

Used to call that “old time hockey”.

She gets that a lot.

Where’s the piano that should be on the roof? Can’t drive Main Street without it...

OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!