Did they at least see the Sun Sphere?

Hasn’t that been discontinued?

Immediately starts to think of Homer saying “Lobo...Lobo...Bring back Sheriff Lobo!”

That's it! Back to Winnipeg!

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

“I’ll have the Kidde’s meal”

Honda Japan needs to start selling its cars in the U.S.

Lighten up, Francois.

Patrick Beverley Buried The Lakers On The Court Then Spit On Their Grave

The second best snow-day meal is a bowl of haemul soondubu jjigae served still-boiling in a ttukbaegi, just spicy enough that you sniffle throughout the meal, with a bottle of soju per person.

There’s like nine reasons you shouldn’t enjoy this with a toddler, though.

Dan Snyder paid some indigenous people to come to the meeting and say they weren’t offended?

As long as it’s not being driven by Gerard Butler. 

I just realized she put her head into her knees for a jump...

The Malik McDowell pick is a hilarious exercise in “when trading down goes wrong.” Here’s the timeline, I think:

I’m never gonna drive again
Guilty speeding’s got no rhythm
Though it’s easy to pretend
The cops, they ain’t no fools

Shoulda’ known better than to race a Benz
And waste the rental cars I’m given
So I’m never gonna drive again
Because I am a too-oooool....

Welcome to “Whose America is it Anyways?”. The country where the rules are made up and the votes don’t matter. 

If you want to see someone launching shit in all directions, there’s a Tim Horton’s in Langley you should definitely check out.

This kid’s journey from being hard at work in the sandbox in one moment to traveling through spacetime to the Toyota dimension is not terribly unlike the process of my work day and visiting this Website.

Might as well get the nitrogen while you’re at it.

“Watch hundreds of young Japanese amateurs get creamed by three pros.”