If they fold the team into Kunlun Red Star, then yes.

Sadly, I only found out after they stopped allowing points purchases that the store was closing. Now I have 400 Wii points that can’t be used and I can’t top them up.

Isn’t Hell already in Michigan? Why do these guys try to one-up themselves?

I think that was the rationale for blowing up Calgary General.

I stood right with there GCU, but since I’ve only lived in 3 of the 13 jurisdictions, and never heard it called Medicare, I also stand corrected.

Interesting that Williamson’s substitute went in even though he was cold as ice.

I remember there being one in the building I worked in on Bay Street. It did get used, I think mostly by those of the Muslim faith. I personally spent most of my prayer time at my desk, asking for divine intervention in whatever tech nightmare I was tasked with resolving.

No? No.

Grammar Slammer Bammer!

It’ll all be fine when he’s living in the Challenger anyway, down by the river,

“Bill Parcells on line 1...”

This guy looks like he changes oil at the Kwik-E-Lube.

Couldn’t the Rays just share Marlins Park? Imagine the attendance for the interleague games!

That’s cuz he’s been rodions his skills. (Sorry, best I could do)

Everyone gets a ribbon!

“Young Japanese people are growing increasingly disinterested in sex,” but you wouldn’t know that by visiting certain websites. Not that I would have done that, just...you know...

Uzbeks drank my battery fluid!!!

Given the current trajectory, I’d be setting the under/over at 2050.

Except that if we tried to Bugs Bunny Quebec, it would float off into Greenland, then yes, Quebec is like Florida.

Sadly, that was real close to the justification I used on my parents to buy me my first Apple II clone PC.