“With so much talk about the Wall, people are losing sight of the great job being done on our Southern Border by Border Patrol, ICE and our great Military. Remember the Caravans? Well, they didn’t get through and none are forming or on their way. Border is tight. Fake News silent!”

Maybe he meant to type “we were there doing work”.

Go with the Garp car!

FFS.

This implies he is out for revenge now, and I didn’t get that vibe from the request. Good call in case DC goes dystopian in the next couple of years, though.

No #19 has ever won the Vezina, and neither will this one.

If they leave town, this gives Bettman the chance to keep the Coyotes in Arizona. But they’d have to change the name back to Phoenix Coyotes.

So the leader of South Korea goes by his given name now? At least they spelled that right.

Not a personalized plate. (Apologies if the image got kinja’d)

They gotta be called the Mississauga Subdivisions...just imagine them skating onto the ice before every game with Rush blaring over the speakers.

Hell, they could have brought in a CFL free agent QB and I bet they would have been more competitive...

And given that information, it’s a 50/50 chance or more they thought they were talking about Indians. From India.

But only one Boylen to start the running (away) of the Bulls.

“Who is the second person that stepped foot on Ohio?” [Several seconds of pained silence] “Yeah I don’t know either ... but everyone remembers Christopher Columbus.”

I just replaced “missionary sex” with “Vancouver Canucks”, and the paragraph still made sense. Hmmm...

“There’s your answer, fishbulb.”

Their logo is pretty cool. I’ll buy it; think it’s for sale? Can’t go over $82, though.

Came here looking for Winnebagos, left disappointed.

Came here looking for Winnebagos, left disappointed.

How in the world did the Jets lose to Damon Allen and the Toronto Argonauts?

Depends on where you are in the draft order.