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Because when your 2015 Pathfinder is shuddering like an out-of-control blender at low speeds, and it takes a year for the manufacturer to figure out what to replace despite many trips to the dealer, you sort of get worried about the long-term reliability.

It would depend on which team is Ass at the time...can we get Jersey/A1 and Jersey/A2?

Anchan!

Hello...are we sure she wasn’t just at a private spa for three months?

Except that 1989 gives the team a bit of relevance, and if you weren’t alive during that decade, well, my condolences.

As much as the CFL seems to have all its teams named in some form of “Roughriders” (joke from 1985), the team in Calgary is the Stampeders...

Happens every year during Grey Cup. Mostly hotel lobbies though...

I need some overbearing friend to go get married IN Paris so that I have no choice but to pony up for a cross-country flight and then bitch about it.

If only they had some Distant Early Warning...

Followed by Captain Marvel crash landing in a Blockbuster Video. How far away is that star again? 3,300 light-years?

Time for the CFL “No Yards” rule to make an appearance? Discuss.

Great, another season of OHL hockey to watch in Ottawa. The 67's better watch out!

Welcome to the CFL East Division! They’d still go .500, but at least they could make the playoffs!

No air bags, no problem!

Big Dick Nick’s nickname for his dick is the “Trans-Mountain Pipeline”?

Don’t read the caption too fast, you may think it says “Asskicking Public School”.

Plus, it’s already doing 150 at a standstill...

Thought it said “Miss My Couch”...and now I have to try and purge that visual from my brain.

Almost makes one pine for the limited situation of the 2003 Okanagan Mountain fire...no pun intended. At least, if memory serves, we didn’t see a whole month of smoke in the city after that one, though the danger of it was more than this year’s fires (so far).