What I don’t get is that I’m a white heterosexual male who also thinks my quarter-formed thoughts are worthy of mass distribution, and yet I am not getting paid exorbitant sums to do a pointless “job.” What am I doing wrong?

Oh awesome the Age of Consent Explainer has logged on.

I’ll always appreciate him because he was the first pitcher to win the Cy Young despite not winning many games thus pissing off all the old baseball people. 

Just spitballin’, but maybe don’t ride directly into the lake-looking thing?

You better be fighting for Ranked Choice Voting if that's your goal. 

His politics are Bad Actually next to Markey’s.

Massholes, that’s how.  They’re the assholes who voted for that one cunt after Ted died and completely screwed us all out of single payer.

All of this.

So most of my life as an adult I’ve straddled the opinion fence, but having a discussion about discussions on politics - with a trans friend, opened my eyes.

Maybe if you guys try hard enough you could pray the injury away.

MF said “Nautious.” Like he didn’t even give it a good shot. Typed out a word that look like a Transformer that turns into a sailboat.

“Mostly Bad for also giving supremely talented rapists and murderers a second chance.”

Psst: Its this one.  

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Steelers fans like him again now

He probably just unbuckled himself out of his booster seat and walked out of the open window.

God help me, I’m voting NFL. Unlike the other two, there are 10 other players who can block and run a play designed for me, an idiot, to run 10 yards. Basketball offers a scaled-down version of this scenario, but the size of the court makes actually scoring much harder. And that’s another reason to choose this…

I don’t think you’re grasping the point of the rule - it’s actually to protect the defense. You’ve seen how long it can take for a player to get out of the stands or the dugout after making a catch - often, enough would-be time for the runners to advance more than one base after tagging up (especially if the player…

This is a really long article for a very simple premise.  All you had to say to the question “How did white nationalists infiltrate conservative media?” was say “Through the front door,” or perhaps “Via invitation to do so.”

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

The beautiful thing about language evolving is that ‘proper’ grammar doesn’t really matter all that much if you’re understood by the masses. The house example is perfect, since “The house comprises seven rooms” sounds stupid and virtually no one speaks like that any more. So is it really correct?