I was wondering where this guy was, but I couldn't remember his name. That's not a dig.

AV Trump

…maybe? What are we fighting about?

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Hey, some kids play doctor, others play 50 Shades of Jabba.

Ma called those hand-me-downs… I need to call my therapist.

I got them out when the flimsy rubber band that held its arms on broke, exposing his ewok filled innards.

:( Pa always said it was venison.

I believe he was lost in my neighbor's Sarlacc pit.

When I was a child, "The Empire" ground up a good portion of my SW figurines in this cool sausage grinder my folks had. Even Amanaman fell in that purge - Amanaman!! I still haven't forgiven those bastards.

And then Little Leia punches whoever in the space balls. See?? This stuff rewrites itself! And SW fans love callbacks!

might I suggest they save costs and have him be the new leia as well?

"Bannon really does push Trump's staff hard"
…a series of words I hope to never read again!

Is this a cry for help, Internet?

That's why I stopped reading the bible - I was begetting things all over the place :(

In my experience they can be - along with more experienced (or ruthless) dating advice than I would get from straight nerd friends.

Sometimes gals with a decent sense of humor like the direct approach, but I usually wouldn't approach attractive strangers anyway.

It's messy when they do explode though. I'm still cleaning memes off my news feed.

GASP! Thanks - I didn't know this was a thing either.

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It ends tragically