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Do you think you’re more athletic than the least athletic person ever to play a major sport?

percy harvin

yeah they tend to not include fuck as a vocab word in kindergarten.

this will forever be my favorite vine

that’s not even trump’s voice approving the message. he’s too busy at a ribbon-cutting ceremony...a week before the election.

what are the charges again? i couldn’t find them in the mugshot newsletter at 7-11 (note: this is a convenience store not when the twin towers came down).

Missed opportunity to play the fox injury timeout music

nice try. the bills were in miami yesterday.

this would lead to DBs who get beat/out-jumped/whatever to interfere and take the 15 yard penalty instead of the huge chunk of yards.

yeah whose views swing so wildly that they’re undecided between Trump and Clinton?

Or are they wading in the waters of Gary ‘What’s Aleppo?’ Johnson

those bumper stickers really missed out on a good tagline like that. ‘we’re going to take Washington back...to 100BC’

promised topic debates:

i just read the foxnews comments on an article about mcmullin polling really well in Utah and possibly stealing it from Trump. the people were eating themselves. they don’t know where to aim their hate.

shout out to the guy pushing the Cinci player into Brady’s knees at the end.

same.

I’m so glad you get to feel this helplessness. As a bills fan get fucked up and down the field by the refs when playing the pats for the last 13 years, the pats fans aren’t the most humble empathetic people. You deserve everything you get.

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obama poked the media for this bullshit coverage, at the WH correspondents dinner:

i’m so desensitized that i didn’t even blink at that