i voted ballghazi for balls-iness

I can’t hear you up here. What did you say? Oh is this a 40 year old?

fielding five guys on a basketball court (a sport in which one person can literally take over a game) vs fielding 11 guys on a soccer pitch (a sport in which you need sound skill and coordination among every position) is not the same thing.

we were missing a host of starters vs the best team in the world. what was the result supposed to be? argentina is outscoring 18-2 in COPA right now!

yeah the game plan is wait until steph curry misses his shots.

If this was taking place in America, it would be the first time we would be proud of our police brutality heritage.

our back line was so careless with the ball and Ecuador just didn’t bury chances. if we play that same game vs Argentina, the final score is 6-2.

you mean to tell me that the NBA finals have come down to lebron vs steph, a rematch from last year, with a game 7 in oakland? i did not see that coming.

i watched the old are you afraid of the dark episodes. they were shit. nostalgia is a warm and fuzzy patina on what amounts to a let down.

just look at how easily he chased down Draymond Green and swatted a layup away:

came here for this.

DEVASTATED

holy fucking dad rock.

these are the most american answers ever. weed out the weak!! that’s how you tell you’re ready for your job! by not getting compensated for the hours you’re working! stunning.

i’m picturing the blacknights being a low-rent version of the blackhawks playing to a half-empty arena filled with disinterested tourists who bought seats with MGM chips, because they couldn’t get tickets to Celine Dion.

that curry/ocean’s 11 analogy is so vintage cowherd. here’s why curry is not the MVP. because you can take George Clooney out of Ocean’s 11 and it’s still good a good movie. See!! that’s why! fuck stats.

delete your account.

i thought he was already moonlighting as the unsanctioned Dodgers mascot.