Two factual errors in the first three sentences. Pretty impressive stuff, Lindsey.

Margot’s not a catcher, he’s an outfielder. Nor is this Bethancourt’s major league debut, either as a pitcher or a player.

Also, Manuel Margot is center fielder and Austin Hedges is the catcher. It would have killed you to take two minutes to look at the team’s roster?

Ummm, Manuel Margot is an outfielder. I’m thinking maybe Austin Hedges was catching in the 4th.

Bethancourt made his major league debut in 2013. He pitched for the first time last May.

“San Diego Padres catcher Christian Bethancourt made his major league debut today, when he came on in relief with his team trailing the Dodgers 7-1 in the fourth inning.”

Catcher Austin Hedges I think

that’s because you’re all poor. one day, maybe all of you can move out of your parents houses, get a real job, and then you’ll play golf.

Come on, he can’t be promoting P.E.D. at a nationally televised sporting event.

What happened to title 9?!? It’s 2017!!

Bastian, how many dongs do you think you’ll ding at the Superbowl Cup Finals?

The referee was heard to reply, “Yes, my mother, she sells seashells by the seashore. How is this relevant?”

+1,2,3 ropes

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No, I take glee in the fact that one stood up for themselves and put an end to a situation that could have gotten worse if they weren’t prepared. But I’m sure you wouldn’t get that. You probably think they should have talked about their feelings over rainbow unicorn dreams.

You missed the point. Of COURSE that would be the best option. But it didn’t happen, so one asshole pulled his gun, thinking he was a badass, and got dealt with. Jesus.

Pretty sure, since no other option has been presented, no arrests made, and local attorney’s office is deciding if they should press charges. If there were an alternative, then we’d know wouldn’t we?

As an NRA member, I’m glad this guy was shot. He threatened someone over something stupid, and got dealt with. Careful who you fuck with.

Really? No reason? You can’t think of one? If you try REALLY hard Lil slugger I bet you can come up with one! Or, you know, maybe you are just that fucking stupid.