for someone who says my analogy is “inapt”, this was a fucking doozy

I am capable of adult discussion. I just feel telling you to fuck off is more valuable that the pedantic screed you penned.

thanks for your valuable input

Solid work, South Carolina.

Magary writing that basically made me start rooting for Northwestern

Nobody hates Northwestern. You don’t hate Northwestern. Just because Magary wrote a column on it doesn’t make it a thing. It would’ve been kinda cool had they won.

Sure, because EVERYBODY likes seeing a huge underdog come back to make it a game and get screwed by the refs.

Agreed. No grown man should be dabbing. At least not in public.

“But offisir, my flux capacitor says I’m fine...”

I hope you have a lawyer.

What a moron!

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

Here’s your SJW card. Now move along.

at least one

“Stop trying to make e-sports happen. It’s not going to happen.”

I thought he committed suicide. Wait no that was McNair.
RG3 might be joining him. . CFL not the whole Suicide 

Really hoping the mascot for the Saskatchewan Roughriders is a guy buttfucking a Sasquatch.

His forehead always looked like he had a lobotomy, which was backed up by his Wonderlic score. Whenever he talks, it looks like his mouth is fighting his brain to see what words will actually come out. 

Looks like whoever chose that image is going to have to

Are you saying all black people look alike with that photo?