He didn’t complain that it was “pointed out,” he complained about the vitriol with which it was pointed out.

Honestly, it sounds better than Billiam.

“These people have awful names.”

Columbia huh, you sure be Owen good, Owen good amounts of money....

I gotta say, posting an actual picture of your BA degree, and then countering criticism of that with a picture of your masters is probably the most obnoxious thing I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section. So well done I guess.

lol communication.

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

I usually don’t comment, but as an ER doctor seeing the reactions of players here and also yesterday’s story about Kone “saving” an unconscious player’s life, I have to say something. If some one sustains a head/neck injury like this DO NOT start prying his/her mouth open to prevent tongue swallowing. Please DO leave…

I don’t have any information about how he handles walking away from implosions.

so you’re saying he’s leaving the Mets organization?

Skins gave the GM permission to go to the combine, only to take it back. Typical.

As a straight dude, I have no problem showering with gay men, but yes, I would totally be staring and getting turned on if I were showering with hot women.

No. This is a good sports dad. Tall dad under basket watched all this futility and finally said, “boy, jump on my shoulder for a sec, scramble up there and get that rascal these fellas can’t reach down, hear?” And boy was all, “K. Almost. Got it.” Verdict: just a good kid who likes climbing and such.

My vague memory from Federal Income Taxation is that this isn’t necessarily the case. Our professor used the example of Oprah’s give-away shows — you give everyone in the audience a $30k car, and that suddenly creates a large (and, for many of the recipients, unwelcome) tax liability. So Oprah’s production company…

We already learned Matt Ryan can’t finish.

The question in using a Matt finish would be whether to go with Asiata or Kalil.

But how are they supposed to play ball if there’s no grass on the field?!? I guess they’ll play in the mud.

Yeah. I mean, Fight Club isn’t the world’s greatest movie and I know it’s become a bro-classic, but the backlash against it is mostly intellectual fart-sniffing.

It’s weird they did this interview in the back room casting couch office.