Maury ain’t got time for losers

My best friend in high school committed the worst self own I’ve ever seen.

One of my biggest regrets in life is the time I was sitting next to a German couple at an airport bar and she sneezed and I said “bless you” instead of “gesundheit.”

Tell him to stop filing these fake lawsuits and get back to writing the next Game of Thrones book.

Dude, you can come out and just say “I’ll support baby rapers as long as they can throw a ball real hard.”

By this point it’s obvious, but confession is good for the soul, yeah?

But he didn’t serve his entire sentence. Part of his sentence was to attend annual update meetings and he did not attend the most recent one. If he had actually completed his sentence this would never have made it to the press.

I’m also local, and a Beavers fan. So you’re saying that the fact that he failed, just a few months ago, to fulfill his legal obligations as a sex offender, so that the Benton County sheriff’s office had to go round him up on campus...is not worthy of a game suspension, at minimum? What do you think should happen for…

Seems pretty newsworthy to me. Also, six years ago isn’t that long ago at all.

From The Oregonian’s report:

The sex offender registry is public for VERY obvious reasons.

Tuned out after “lethal projectile”

Hunter Strickland is not a starting pitcher. Do you watch baseball?

A) Strickland isn’t a starter. He’s barely a reliever.

Strickland is a relief pitcher.

Shake it, sigh, give up and leave it upside down for a minute or two then squirt what little you can?

Inaccurate reporting is unfair. That wasn’t the section of the statute under which he was charged. This isn’t difficult.

Because it’s not the section under which he was charged and we all know why the headline was written the way it was.

You know the answer to your own question, but we get it, you’re totes woke.

Calling people gay is a ‘dis’. Almost nobody wants to be called gay- including many gay people.

Are you fucking kidding me? He spiked him, clear as day. Manny tried to play it off, but he spiked him. Shut the fuck up with you’re Baltimore ass burner profile. Try looking at that slide without Boog’s BBQ smearing your glasses