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He doesn’t have to shave everything.

You called them referees. Your argument is invalid.

or not getting out of your car after someone cuts you off and attempting to yank them out of their own car.

Are you saying it’s crazy that it’s come to having to legislate the safety of a vehicle operator, or do you really think that the carjacker’s safety should come first?

“Angry white Trump supporter did this”- every Deadspin commenter

Is the shooter a product of his community and elected officials? Yes. But if everyone was armed as you claim McKnight would still be alive. Research the stats on cities with strict gun control laws and those that wisely allow gun ownership and cc permits. Then go look at Switzerland’s rate of gun ownership and their…

yes, one piece of trash human being shoots another in an isolated road rage incident, and the whole country is scary. over 350 million people in this country, and approx. 12,000 or so are killed every year in gun-related violence. I’d say your odds of being shot in this scary country are slim to none.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

Agreed. Beating off 10lbs is god damn exhausting.

Lmao. Do all you little whiny liberal bitches have the same script you all recite from? Where was this “white power movement” the last two presidential elections? Crazy with all these “Nazi’s” in the country that we elected a black man twice.

Tom Ley with the weakass jabs at :41, LOL. Looks like he kept his glasses though

i’m an asian man in florida. i live 5 minutes from the staduim. i wonder, based on that difficult information, how you will judge me. also if you were going by geography, you know south florida always goes democrat right? miami is in south florida by the way.

believe it or not, this would have happened with Obama in office. Crazy right?!

Yeah, fighting at sporting events JUST started after your girl blew the election...

“I got grandkids” is a weird come-at-me-broism. I would suspect this to be delivered as a means to avoid a fight, but this man appeared to be presenting that information as credentials to join the fight. Does he regularly fight his grandkids and is therefore a skilled fighter, or are we to assume that having…

How are you both old enough to wake in the middle of the night to pee, and young enough to wake in the middle of the night with boners?

I have a small bladder and have the same insecurities. I hope we never post up next to each other at urinals, because we may spend the rest of our lives standing there.

This story makes no sense for so many different reasons, but for the record, I’m totally cool with peeing nearly anywhere. I personally pee in my bathroom’s second sink. Every time. Wake up in the middle of the night with a boner: pee in the sink. Easier to aim, obviously. Wake up in the middle of the night without a…

This would have got him a raise if he worked at R. Kelly University.