I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

also Gingers do not have souls

“Sign of humanity. Number 59, defense. 15 yards from the spot of the foul. First down.”

The understandable look of dread on a man about to be evaluated by NFL physicians for brain trauma.

Of course he got the big heavy massage chairs from Brookstone- I think they’re the D Series Massage Collection. If he was smarter, he’d have gotten the smaller, lighter, but superior E-Series. I think we all know, though, that Flacco would never buy the E lite.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

White middle-class male here. I got pulled over once and the cop let me off with a warning. He was nice.

I think you are full of shit and lying to make you point!

I think he’s just pointing out that win-loss records still matter to a disturbingly large subset of baseball writers.

Did she ask for four Boilermakers?

(pipes spring multiple leaks)

I thought Donald was going to get his ass kicked? I guess that represents the collective intelligence of Deadspin.

Eat shit and die you beta male faggot. Time to MAGA

o rly?

Shut the fuck up.

Don’t insult the man’s nose, that’s in bad taste

So how do you propose we get better though? Require every person of every culture to be perpetually uber aware of every other cultures struggles at all points in history? At what point can we forgive the people that weren’t alive for these awful moments and forget about these things that divide us?

Whats he protesting again? Winning football games?

There aren’t, unless you’re imagining them. I know it’s hard to believe, but not everything is racially charged.