New York City is the CrossFit of cities.

You know how I knew NYC would be at the top of the list? Because people who live there take every opportunity to talk about how it’s the best city, like they all have an inferiority complex. It’s like listening to Trump keep insisting that his hands aren’t small.

dead horse. low hanging fruit. fishing. can add more if you like.

Reporter: What were you thinking out there?

What I love about baseball rules vs. football rules is that when baseball cannot be specific (i.e. a balk) it embraces the judgment call.

My ex had never been to a baseball game and wasn’t really into it, but I love baseball, so I was like “let’s go to a game! you’ll love it! It’s not boring or stupid!”

Maybe The Best Fans in Baseball should get some onion goggles.

BUY BUY BUY

yeah, but ... who the fuck else could she even pretend to blame? the bartender? the liquor store clerk? she drove drunk. “I take full responsibility for my actions.” thanks, (former) Captain Obvious.

So it’s bullshit for Kap to demand a trade and a potential suitor wants to define the terms of the deal so that it can afford it under the salary cap?

deadspin: where the facts usually don’t matter but we’re all still here anyway

Remember when you were racist if you thought Kaepernick was a flash in the pan? Ahhh, the good ole days of Deadspin.

yeah he’s been driving his value down with his wanting to leave SF and shitty play. Denver obviously think he’s overvalued and are willing to take him in for a price that is right for them. If he doesn’t think that’s a fair price he can tell them to screw and ride pine in SF while collecting the salary that SF owes him

Exactly. Marchman is a dink

AND, remember, Marchman isn’t even calling it a pay cut. He’s saying that Kaepernick has to give money to the Broncos.

Broncos: Hey we want you to come play for us, but we can only pay you “X”

I’ll start by saying I got no dog in this fight. Don’t care about the 49ers, the Broncos or Kaepernick.

No. The chief reason the Broncos want to restructure the contract isn’t because they’re a billion-dollar company trying to pay as little as they can to an employee, it’s because they think his current contract would count more against the cap than he’s worth, which is correct.

What a dumb article! Kap is an unhappy employee. He dislikes his company (49ers), he didn’doesn’t trust bosses, & dislikes his job description (not necessarily the starter, definitely not a centerpiece).

look at that sad sunburned boy