I can picture Bosh chilling at a cookout with a longneck.

Uhh, either you don’t understand what that phrase means, or you’ve been using your popcorn toppings in a very incorrect place.

4. Furikake

This is the beauty of Kinja and the social justice warriors here. You’re getting outraged over a hypothetical situation but it’s accept because you’re ripping a rich white dude. That’s fucking pathetic. Like you.

Thank god he’s with the Cubs now. If he was still a Cardinal the headline would stay at the top of Deadspin for a week and read something like, “Asshole Cardinal Lies. Stares Down Pitcher and Then Denies It”.

Luckily I was there in my ambulance to provide treatment.

Since the team is the Browns, and the GM’s name is Brown-I think their strategy moving forward should be to pull out all the stops and sign players and coaches with the last name Brown. I mean really, it can’t be any worse than their current strategy.

You know, something that irritates me on Gawker (the actual site, not the media group) is the “I’m not saying, I’m just saying” tone of certain posts. Like, you know the writer is making a value judgement about something, but they’re stopping *just* short of coming out and making it. It’s the equivalent of a sibling…

I was going to post the same thing. Each piece of Deadspin coverage has very clearly been saying “it’s dumb that this kid hung around all the time, good for the manager for kicking him out.” It’s totally unlike any other coverage on this site, and Samer seems to be pretty solidly on Williams’ side, regardless of…

It’s being covered like this because LaRoche is buddies with the Duck Dynasty guys.

The Yankees outlawed this drill when the nets weren’t high enough to keep Johnny Damon from scuffing the drywall

I’m not huge on...white ethnic pride

sweet orange, lemon, cinnamon, pear, pistachio, and wood

Hi Cake.

his 14-year-old son, Drake

Goose Gossage: [watches Jose Bautista video]

I'll take Bobby Cox, and his RECORD number of ejections over any manager the game has ever seen. 158 times—that's almost one full season worth of ejections.

Take ‘these facts are not in dispute’ to mean “I’ve cherry-picked from among the facts not in dispute to create a narrative that supports our position,” regardless of which side is talking. They don’t have to tell you all of the facts in dispute, or even all of the facts not in dispute, just the ones that make them…

“Sausage fest” is homophobic? I thought it was what you labelled parties that had all men and no women and were therefore not worth the time. The implication would be that the party goers, the owners of the aforementioned sausages, were heterosexual because the lack of women is a bad thing. A gay sausage fest would be…